“Men have become the tools of their tools.”
Henry David Thoreau
“God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair.
"Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love."
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
"Sex is emotion in motion."
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
"Sex between two people is a beautiful thing; between five it's fantastic."
"An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex."
”Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is
that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?
"The only truly indigenous American inventions are Thanksgiving turkey and
Lyndon Baines Johnson (36th President of the United States)