“Reality is the illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.”
“I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.”
“ A woman drove me to drink and I didn't have the decency to thank her”.
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drink behind.”
“If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer it makes the beer shoot out of your nose.”
“Beauty lies in the hands of the
wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to
One reason why I
don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.
If I could drink
only one wine, it would be Champagne.
First you take a
drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Alcohol may be
man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Every form of
addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or
Alcohol is the
anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
George Bernard Shaw