1. Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.
2. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
3. Fly who rest on toilet seat, get pissed off!
4. Girl who douche with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.
5. He who eat too many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.
6. Man who scratch ass, should not bite fingernails.
7. Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it.
8. House without toilet is uncanny.
9. If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
10. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
11. Man who screw in pantry, have ass in jam.
12. Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
13. Wife who put husband in doghouse, soon find him in cat house.
14. Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
15. Man who stand on toilet, get high on pot.
16. Secretary not permanent till screwed on desk.
17. Man who put cream in tart, not always baker.
18. War never determine who right, just who's left.
19. A bird in hand make hard to blow nose.
20. It take square ass to shit brick.
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