40-ish
Adventurer
Athletic
Average looking
Beautiful
Contagious smile
Educated
Emotionally Secure
Feminist
Free spirit
Friendship first
Fun
Gentle
Good listener
New-Age
Old-fashioned
Open-minded
Outgoing
Passionate
Poet
Professional
Redhead
Reubenesque
Romantic
Social
Voluptuous
Weight proportional with height
Wants soul mate
Widow
Young at heart |
49
Slept with all your friends
No tits
Face like a Red Snapper
Pathological liar
Does a lot of Ecstasy
Shagged her Form Teacher
Medicated
Lesbian
Junkie
Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Annoying
Comatose
Borderline autistic
All body hair, all the time
Lights out, missionary position only, no BJ's
Desperate
Loud and embarrassing
Sloppy drunk
Depressive Schizophrenic
Certified Bitch
Bad dye-job
Repulsive
Looks better by candle light
Bike
Very fat
Hugely fat
Stalker
Drove first husband to shoot himself
Old bat |
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