A primary teacher starts a new job at a school on Merseyside and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Liverpool fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Liverpool fan,
then who are you a fan of?"
"I'm a Manchester City fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why, pray tell, are you a
"Because my mum and dad are from Manchester, and my mum is a City fan
and my dad is a City fan, so I'm a City fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason
for you to be a City fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of
the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"
"Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan."
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