American Football

“We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.”
Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

Baseball

Golf

“Par is whatever I say it is. I’ve got one hole that’s par 23 and yesterday I damn near birdied the sucker.”
“The harder you work, the luckier you get.”
Gary Player

“If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.”
Bob Hope

Boxing

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
Alan Minter

Chess

Soccer