“You can’t be a Real Country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”
Frank Zappa

“There’s nothing wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.”
Ross MacDonald

“I’ve just returned from Boston. It’s the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.”
Fred Allen

“A small town is a place where there’s no place to go where you shouldn’t.”
Burt Bacharach

“I don’t even know what street Canada is on.”
Al Capone

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.
Aldous Huxley

Things change in different countries as people grow, and as generations change.
Shannon Elizabeth

There are big countries and small countries, rich and poor, those with long democratic traditions and those still finding their way to democracy.
Vladimir Putin

Countries are well cultivated, not as they are fertile, but as they are free.
Charles de Montesquieu

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.
Confucius

A nation's culture resides in the hearts and in the soul of its people.
Mahatma Gandhi

The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
Mahatma Gandhi