Okay, nobody
likes to be wrong. But when it turns out that we are, in fact, wrong,
the best thing to do is admit it.
For some reason, in American English when we need to admit that we are
wrong, we usually eat something. For example, admitting a mistake often
requires that we swallow our pride. The expression means that we must
forget ourselves in order to repair the damage our mistake has done.
That's right. Or, let’s say you are bragging about something you can do.
But it turns out you can't. If you claim that something is true when it
isn't, you may have to eat your own words.
Now, normally eating is a good thing and eating pie is even better.
Blackberry, apple and pumpkin pie are all quite delicious. However, one
pie that tastes awful is humble pie. When you eat humble pie you have to
admit you are wrong. You, in a way, have to eat humility, which
according to this expression does not taste very good.
Sometimes when we offer a challenge, we make a bet. We may use the
phrase, "If I'm wrong, I'll eat my hat." This is a way of saying, "There's
no way I'm wrong." In many old American films and television shows, this
phrase is used as a joke. And the joke is always the same: someone,
proven wrong, shakes salt on his hat as he pretends to eat it.
Okay, so swallowing pride, eating words and humble pie, or even eating
one’s hat are all fairly easy to understand -- kind of.
But what about eating crow? Why is eating crow a way of admitting you're
wrong?
Some language experts say this expression comes from English writer
Rudyard Kipling. Kipling uses an image of eating crow in his 1885 short
story "The Strange Ride of Morrowbie Jukes."
Morrowbie Jukes was a European colonist in India. While traveling one
day, he falls into a sand pit and cannot escape. Another man, a native
Indian, is also trapped in the same sand pit. The Indian man stays alive
by catching wild crows and eating them. Morrowbie is full of pride as he
yells, "I shall never eat crow!"
However, days pass and he has eaten nothing. Hungry and facing certain
death, he finally does what he swore loudly he wouldn't do -- eat crow.
Often people have to eat crow when they make very bold, repeated public
statements that turn out to be false. Not just individuals – the media
sometimes has to do it, too.
That's right. In 1948, then-president Harry Truman was campaigning
against Thomas Dewey. The Washington Post newspaper predicted over and
over that Dewey would win. The newspaper was wrong.
After the election, they sent this telegram to the winner, President
Truman:
"You Are Hereby Invited To A ‘Crow Banquet’ To Which This Newspaper
Proposes To Invite Newspaper Editorial Writers, Political Reporters And
Editors, Including Our Own, Along With Pollsters, Radio Commentators And
Columnists ... Main Course Will Consist Of Breast Of Tough Old Crow En
Glace. (You Will Eat Turkey.)"
Now, let's hear some of these expressions in a short story.
Four friends live in a small town. Their favorite thing to do together
is to play basketball together. One of them, Lane, is new to town. He's
really good at basketball and lets everyone know. His friends warn him
that if he keeps bragging, he will soon have to eat his words. But he
doesn't listen.
"If anyone in this small town beats me on the court, I'll eat my hat!"
Lane was always betting like that. He really thought no one could beat
him at basketball.
One night after shooting hoops all day, the four friends find themselves
in a mom-and-pop restaurant for dinner. As Lane brags about how great he
had played that day, the owner of the restaurant comes over with their
food. He's very tall, but walks slowly and his back is stooped. His
strong hands are spotted with age.
Hearing their conversation, the old man smiles. "I used to shoot a lot
when I was younger,” he remembers fondly. “It's quite a game!"
The friends agree with him. They have a great conversation with the old
man about how basketball has changed over the years.
Lane, however, is upset. No one is talking about his victory on the
court that day.
But then he lets his pride get the better of him.
"Well, old man, it's nice that you played once. But basketball is a game
for young people like me!"
"That's the truth," the old man laughs. "My tired old legs could never
go up and down the court the way they used to."
"Yeah, restaurant work is more suited to an older person."
Lane says "older person" as if it were a bad word. Lane's friends sink
down in their seats, embarrassed at his behavior. The old man just
smiles. He stands up straighter and clears his throat loudly to get
everyone's attention.
"Well, there is one thing that I can still do quite well. I can shoot a
mean free-throw!"
He points at Lane and adds, "In fact, I might even beat you, young man."
Lane laughs at this. His friends, who know the old man better than Lane,
say nothing. They simply sit there, smiling, as Lane invites the old man
to a friendly free-throw competition the next day.
"If you beat me at free throws, I'll ..." Lane pauses, not knowing what
to bet.
The owner thinks of it for him.
"If you lose, you must wait tables in my restaurant for a week."
Lane agrees to the bet and they shake on it. They arrange to meet at the
basketball court the next day at noon. Word about the challenge gets
around quickly. The town is that small. At the appointed time,
spectators fill the seats around the basketball court.
The rules of the competition are simple. The one to make the most free-throw
shots in a row wins. Lane goes first. He makes 24 excellent free-throw
shots. But he misses his 25th throw.
"Beat that!" he yells, throwing the basketball at the old man.
The old man picks up the ball and walks slowly over to the free throw
line. The restaurant owner sinks shot after shot, all of them perfect.
The old man is still shooting to the roar of the crowd when Lane leaves
the court with his tail between his legs. In the end, the old man made a
total of 63 perfect free-throws – a new court record!
At first Lane is too embarrassed to go into the restaurant. But finally,
he swallows his pride and apologizes to the old man. The old man
graciously gives Lane an apron, then watches as the young man waits on
his first customer.
As most of the people eating at the restaurant knew about the bet, Lane
has to eat crow every time he takes an order. And then he eats massive
crow when his friends come into the restaurant. They give him a really
hard time!
Soon, though, Lane is having fun talking about basketball with the old
man. When Lane tells his friends how much the old man knows about
basketball, they aren't surprised at all.
"Yeah, we tried to tell you that. But you wouldn't listen. That old man
was a college basketball star and even played for a professional team."
"Well, you could've told me that before I challenged him!" Lane throws a
towel at his friends.
"You needed to eat some humble pie. Your bragging was really getting on
our nerves! Speaking of pie, waiter," one friend says, "I'll take the
peach pie for dessert."
After the third day, Lane and the old man decide to meet every evening
after work to shoot hoops together.
"On one condition," says the old man.
"You name it," answers Lane.
"Please stop waiting tables in my restaurant. You're really bad and I'm
losing customers."
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