Women could never invent weapons that kill, only ones that make you
feel really bad
and guilty until you surrender
men, 2am is time for sleep. For women, 2am is time for a
discussion about where
our relationship is going.
Men appreciate the importance of a 42 inch plasma screen. Women
Men have no opinions about curtains.
Women enjoy planning a wedding.
Women have an ability to make men think they are in charge.
being told that someone has bought a new car women usually ask
what colour it is
- men ask what sort is it.
Women understand colour. They seem to know what to wear all the
time. Men just think
red is nice, pink is nice, so why not have
Men cannot watch sports and talk to women at the same time.