Women could never invent weapons that kill, only ones that make you feel really bad
and guilty until you surrender
For men, 2am is time for sleep. For women, 2am is time for a discussion about where
our relationship is going.
Men appreciate the importance of a 42 inch plasma screen. Women do not.
Men have no opinions about curtains.
Women enjoy planning a wedding.
Women have an ability to make men think they are in charge.
On being told that someone has bought a new car women usually ask what colour it is
- men ask what sort is it.
Women understand colour. They seem to know what to wear all the time. Men just think
red is nice, pink is nice, so why not have them together?
Men cannot watch sports and talk to women at the same time.